Great animation, good sound quality and you're very imaginative, but I seriously would reconsider all of your jokes. They seem to be silly old predictable non-clever jokes that are ruining all your video and sound effort. However I still find them somewhat entertaining and I think if you came up with some good original and clever jokes you'll be making some great quality flash videos. So far it seems to me that that's what your lacking. All in all, keep at it your doing a mediocre job, but nothing that you can't fix. Hope to see the next something else, and also hope could have a good laugh.
Jokes are ok... annimation too...
"You told me you stop putting boners on presidents"
"Well I lied"
YOU SCORE AN 8!
I didn't like it XD
Your animation it's really poor, so even if you have techno songs, which doesn't take any talent to make, watching the video becomes boring. It's not very fun to watch; you should stick with pixel animation which doesn't require much talent either.
The internet is filled with bad penis jokes. Please guys don't keep making any more of them. If you are to make a sexual or obscene joke make sure is clever and really funny. You can make sure your joke is funny by showing other people out of the internet before you bored people with your bad taste in jokes.
YOU SCORE A 0!
You should really consider testing it before you release it. I tried different thing trying to get trough different entrances that were too small just to get in while jumping. You should try what capcom did with megaman x. You had a wall slide, but that let's you get in to entrances on walls. It became so frustrating in some levels to be stuck for a simple design error that could have being avoided with proper testing of the game. Moreover, I read some reviews below of people experiencing the same problem.
It's a decent entertaining easy game to play, but seriously fix that and change the annoying boring song, and I think you will have a decent game for people to play.
YOU SCORE A 2!
Furries why furries! XD
YOU SCORE A 9!
Well seems nice enough for a nine, but was disturbingly distracted by the furries. Why furries? couldn't they have been a regular guy and a hot chick. In other words, avoid having characters that might affect your audience's will to sit down and enjoy a game. It's perfectly ok that your audience is biased that's what really drive a person to like something in my "opinion". The only furry i can stand is Star Fox and not so much really.
It's not the same shooting no good potheads, than shooting blind orphan starving kids from Africa; it affects some people's will to play something for the game experience they are getting. Some people have moral high grounds that don't let them shoot those kids in games. In my case, me no likey being a furry. All in all, the minute i played seemed O.K.
No critics for you
I really enjoyed your game! I felt like I was playing metroid for some reason.
YOU SCORE A 10!
lol stalker... ahahaha. >.> I do the same thing with people that I found cute in the background of about anything. lol
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